1st part:time machine

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now i m taking my time machine to go bek 10 years old of kam jia chuan,ok now let me see,now is the time for u to tell the 9 years old kid tat looks like noob tat time and tell him wat u wanna tell him start now....a new skill to refresh wat we did.....muahaha



tat time is a 9 years old kid,ok boy,when u r 9 years old kid,i thk tat time u r in primary 3 rite??ok,so,erm....u will becum a prefect tat time and u will threaten a guy named tay yung lung(if i m nt wrong) to gif u RM1 per day,but sumtimes he refused to gif u,at last when u both goin to ur moral claass and he tell teacher bout tat incident and u get report to the headmaster,tat time ur mum rili get mad on u and dissapointed on u,the headmaster ask ur mum cum and ur mum bring*rotan*and chase u till our house the back hilss,remember??tat time daddy juz plant the durian tree and u step on it and get chase by daddy too.



when u r in 10 years old,u will get one of ur best friend,his name is woo zie yeung,he juz sit beside u everyday,u will go to his house after school and sumtimes he will invite u go to his house to play computer,tat time computer is too expensive,so daddy dun haf money to buy for u,but nvm,u will get ur own computer when u get to 18 years old,erm,actually he is a nice guy,try to treat him as gud as possible,coz he will migrate to kuantan when u r in 16 years old,tat time u will be veli lonely,so,u muz treasure more time wif him,ohya,u will turn to a gud class tat time,actually u now at class 3M,but,u wil get to 4B when u are in primary 4,u will noe,kong tze beng(one of ur best friend,singing wif u de,and u get no.3 and he get no.2),and oso nelson chew and wilson chew,both is siblings(go find dictionary,see wat siblings means),both owez disturb u coz when u r in primary 4,tat day u nt feeling well and u get shit on ur pants and both of them laught at u,but nvm,at last both of them get scold by teacher,so,tat time u muz remember tahan ur shit till the toilet oni u throw all ur shit,ok???



when u r in 11 years old,u will suddenly ask zie yeung do sumthing which is nonsence,u will ask him to use the razor blade to get his thigh the hair away coz it looks yucks,but he refused to do so,but,remember,u dun force him to do so,coz later he will blame u until u get into 19 years old,remember....and oso,u will noe one of the gurl which is cum from st james,she is pro in maths and chinese,she wil go to tshung tsin secondary school,which is a private school,and oso remember u dun play wif beatrice untill crazy,coz u will get ur name into*buffalo*,coz u owez like to chase zie yeung coz he owez slap on ur shoulder and run,so,dun run tat time coz tat time u rili like pig,kakaka,rili ugly when u run,so,when he slap on ur shoulder,u juz tolerate(go find dictionary)wif him.



when u r in 12 years old,u will get to know one gurl named jing ping which is cum from miri one,tat time u will fall in love wif her when u get to form 2,she is a quite gud gurl tat u will never meet be4,although tat time tan kim hoon has stolen ur 1st kiss,and oso u haf been chase by elizabeth boo and 李燕妮(i dunno her english name,juz remember his chinese name),but,three of them oso nice,tat time they owez ask u to dating wif them,i noe u will refuse them,but,u remember,u muz find tat 李燕妮,becoz she will becum kian kok secondary school de super lenglui,remember,u muz chase her(remember how to love a person when u get ready to love her,dun hurt her feeling),and oso elizabeth,u wil find tat her mum wil tel mummy tat her daughter love u,and mummy will ask u many question,so,u can oso gif her chances if u wan,(better ask urself wan which one,ok??)talk bout jing ping,she wil leave u when u get into 19 years old coz she found sumone which is suitable to her,so,doesnt matter one,u will get one new veli soon,dun worry....and u will take part in the singing competition and u get no.3 ,tat time u borrow jackson de clothes to go singing one,and tat attire(find dictionary)is not nice...



when u r in 13 years old,u wil get into lok yuk secondary school,which is quite familiar in the kk town,and u wil noe sum new frends,which is oso ur heng tai lai de,named tseu sze yung,victor lai,and elliot wong,and more.....tseu sze yung will learn driving when he get to form 5,e is the 1st person to get his driving license,victor lai is ur closer friend among three of them,he tell u everything one,so get closer wif him,u both wil becum hengtai when u grew up to 17 years old,tat time u r in form 5.

14th years old,will be written on the next post,so,hope u will enjoy reading my blog.....